MEAT HEAD SETS OFF LUNK ALARM AT PLANET FITNESS, FREAKS OUT!
I worked out at Planet Fitness for about a year and I was 100% convinced that the lunk alarm was a gimmick and didn’t actually work. If you’ve ever worked out at Planet Fitness (or know someone who does) you’ve definitely heard of the lunk alarm. It’s supposed to go off if someone is grunting or dropping weights all over the place. I used to throw my weights around on purpose, but 5lb dumbbells don’t make that much noise…
Apparently this guy set it off twice before and the managers politely asked him to stop grunting. The video starts after he set it off for the 3rd time…






the lunk alarm went off while Wes was signing up for a membership
January 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Wes once set off the lunk alarm on the elliptical machine.
January 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
they had to add lunk alarms in the locker room and tanning beds because of Wes
January 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm
i remember the time wes drank 4 muscle milk shakes during a leg workout
January 27, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Paul is the one who drinks muscle milk and you know that shit…
January 27, 2010 at 3:43 pm
that stuff is tasty what can i say
January 27, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Steve and Paul always set off the jew-fro alarm
January 27, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I went there once and set off the HUNK alarm…holy shit that was a horrible joke
January 27, 2010 at 7:47 pm
what are you, a fucking gay faggot or something??
October 11, 2011 at 1:42 am
Is there any other kind, sweetheart? Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle when I grease you up.
February 6, 2013 at 6:24 pm
HUNK ALARM!!!!! AHAHAHA. That was tight Pelly.
I think Paul has a membership at Curves.
January 27, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Haha Curves. I can’t believe that is the name of a gym.
January 27, 2010 at 11:05 pm
i had a membership at that PF location back when it was Gold’s Gym. those dudes got tossed out right quick when it changed ownership. i’m still surprised they allowed me to stay….
January 28, 2010 at 9:00 am
I personally work for a Curves…lost 100 pounds through that organization. I know our women receive encouragemnt from others, and we are a community, giving to those in need, attending funerals and visitations. Curves is a great organization. Watch Secrat Millionaire April 3 on ABC, 8 pm
March 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm
i like how to dude was almost done on his rampage as he reached the door, but then was re-enraged when he saw those damn hand chairs!
January 28, 2010 at 8:48 am
i’ve come so close to tossing one of the hand chairs myself. who wants to be groped by a giant hand after you workout?
January 28, 2010 at 8:59 am
Ah, an entire business model based on striving for or acceptance of mediocrity. Gotta love it.
March 25, 2011 at 12:11 pm
LOL!!!!!
Omg…I have been looking up reviews on Planet Fitness because I just joined yesterday. The “lunk alarm”? Really -_________-
That was soooo funny though lol.
October 14, 2012 at 9:06 am
that fucking meathead wad pushing around a girl? what a dick….that bacne faggot probably couldnt beat his way out of a wet cereal box….im 6’1″ 200lb skinny ass and id love to take a shot at an asshole like that…i’d take my chances ,,it would be worth it to teach a fucking asshole like that a lesson…that jerkoff probably had popcorn thrown at him at the keggers when he was in highschool and wouldnt say shit back….what a fuckin vinegar douche…hi girlfriend probly laughs at his dick and fucks his friends
February 13, 2013 at 8:38 pm
That was the sissiest little menstrual rant I have ever read. I’d better watch it though, you might throw some bad ass popcorn at me. Fag.
February 27, 2013 at 2:01 am