Meet Grits
Grits (a.k.a. The Bill-O-Matic, The Coventry Crusader, The Slasher, The Notorious U.B.G.) in action on January 24th at around 9PM in Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Fighting crime, one punk at a time! He slices, he dices……
At about the 1-minute mark, notice how the song “Bad To The Bone” starts playing over the convenience store speakers, just before Grits goes to work. That’s not editing. That’s an awesome coincidence.
If you just want the good part, skip to the 1:30 mark. I’m pretty sure this is going to be Wes in about 10 years.
Oregon Takes Drinking & Driving to a New Level
I was told by a lawyer I know that the best way to beat DUI is to get out of the car, open an alcoholic beverage and chug it.
I will probably never get into that situation, but if I do, I know I’m covered.
Robber Eats Ransom Note While Handcuffed, Police Don’t Notice
Note to Self: Write everything on rice paper.
*eats note to self*
This is What Happens to Robbers in a Country Without Guns
I’m not necessarily saying that we don’t need guns in the US (I’m still looking forward to my gun trip with RT) but I am saying that throwing chairs is a great way to defeat criminals. These guys really have no clue what to do once people start throwing chairs and etch-a-sketches at them.
The Sharpie Brothers
These gentlemen attempted to rob a Carroll, Iowa home while disguised with, er, Sharpie marker. Police responded to a call and spotted the getaway car driven by Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20.
“We’re very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” (police chief Jeff) Cayler said jokingly. “I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I’ve never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker…”
“I’ve been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I’ve seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two — strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.”
What a Beard-O
OCTOBER 20–Meet Salvatore Dichiera. St. Petersburg, Florida police arrested the 27-year-old early Saturday morning on a misdemeanor open container charge.
Dichiera spent about eight hours in custody before being released by cops. During the booking process, Dichiera posed for this Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office mug shot. Sadly, sheriff’s personnel do not snap profile photos of arrestees.
No word as to why he only shaved half of his beard.
Worst Robbery Attempt Ever
From the first view, it looks like an amazingly efficient robbery. In and out in under 30 seconds. The second view tells a different story and the third view really puts thing into perspective. I love the chair throw, the fire extinguisher, and the extra swing the crook takes at the glass door on the way out.
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Teen Delivers LSD Cookies to Police Departments
First off, this guy does not look anything like me.
“FORT WORTH – A man performing community service delivered drug-laced cookies to police departments in both Blue Mound and Lake Worth on Monday, authorities said.
At least three officers at the Blue Mound Police Department consumed some food that came from a basket of cookies and assorted candies delivered by Christian Phillips, 18, on behalf of Mothers Against Drunk Driving. At the time, Phillips was working for MADD as part of ordered community service.
It was discovered the cookies contained LSD after staff at Blue Mound thought the cookies smelled of marijuana and sent them for testing.
Lake Worth Police Department, who was warned by Blue Mound, arrested Phillips when he came into their department to deliver another basket.”
Spotted over at Kelly’s blog.
We got more bounce in Columbus. 
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