Glenn Danzig to be on VH1’s Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig
I’m not even joking.
Glenn Danzig, former Misfits singer, will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother.” The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.
At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections. Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup, chili cook-off, blindfolded nun deflowering contest, sexy seance strip-a-thon, virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge, and name that heretic.”
We got more bounce in Columbus. 
Anything for a tidy sum of cash and a tanning booth nowadays… Shit.
February 20, 2009 at 3:05 pm
This is blowing my mind right now. I dont know if this is the best news ever or if VH1 is raping my childhood.
February 20, 2009 at 4:13 pm
the interwebs lie….. f’ck!!!!
http://revolverblips.dailyradar.com/story/at_what_point_does_the_fake_announcement_for_rock_of/
February 20, 2009 at 4:39 pm
My dreams have been shattered. I will leave this up as evidence of what happens when you get home schooled. I never had any clue what Danzig looked like and I saw this picture and figured it was him.
February 20, 2009 at 11:20 pm
to bad thats not danzig dick smoker
February 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
and thanks for the ride home from the airport
February 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I think this is gonna chip away at every morsel of the fantasy life i think danzig lives. unless these women are 6’8 black hair that weres stillettos and a python as an accessory than they are not good enough for danzigs love!
February 20, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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May 14, 2017 at 12:13 pm
that’s wears
February 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm
oh ya… forgot to agree with james… thats not danzig you homeschooled pussy
February 20, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I always imagined his real life as some crazy dark bloody sex show
February 20, 2009 at 9:15 pm
the guy in the pic is Jerry Only
February 21, 2009 at 12:03 am
It’s Danzig’s dad
February 21, 2009 at 1:14 am
Glenn Danzig was at Outland once
lol
anybody remember that?
February 21, 2009 at 11:07 am
thats not danzig in the pic
February 21, 2009 at 6:06 pm
that’s jerry only
February 22, 2009 at 2:44 pm
The mere thought that the legendary Glenn Danzig would be hard up for some lovin’ is just to ri-gosh-damn-diculous! I don’t believe it…
February 24, 2009 at 8:20 am
Yeah sure… what a liar!
February 27, 2009 at 8:50 pm
you would think the person posting this would know to post a picture of danzig and not jerry only
March 1, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I’ll cut your throat off.
March 1, 2009 at 9:40 pm
haha i wish they would do that – make an awesome show ten times better
March 3, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Ummmm…that’s a picture of Jerry Only, NOT Danzig…who hasn’t been a Misfit for over 20 years.
March 16, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Glenn Danzig, I have to believe, would never sell out this badly. Not now, not never.
April 8, 2009 at 7:18 pm
That ain’t Danzig……
June 10, 2009 at 10:11 pm
You fucktard that is not Glen Danzig the picture is that of the bass player of the original MISFITS Jerry Only.
June 22, 2009 at 9:16 pm
next thing you know danzig will be in an episode of a cartoon….like aqua teen hunger force or something.
danzig is like 5’3″, it would be hilarious to seem him surrounded by a bunch of strippers that are 6’5″ in their heels.
June 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
haha not danzig in the picture
March 7, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Pour lire des livres, est amusant, problème, joie, pensée, voyage, au©ptpsychothÃ-raoie, l’apprentissage et plus pour chacun de nous.Cette idée est quelque chose de si simple et pourtant si innovante à une époque où l’argent détermine nos vies. Enfin, même dans quelque chose d’aussi simple que nous nous permettons de revenir à une époque plus innocente, où les relations personnelles jouent le plus grand rôle et les gens s’entraident.
May 14, 2017 at 12:31 pm
Uhm, that’s Jerry Only. And Danzig wouldn’t be as dumb as to have a show like that. God damn.
May 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm
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