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Glenn Danzig to be on VH1’s Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig

I’m not even joking.

Glenn Danzig, former Misfits singer, will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother.” The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.

At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections. Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup, chili cook-off, blindfolded nun deflowering contest, sexy seance strip-a-thon, virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge, and name that heretic.”

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27 responses

  1. Anything for a tidy sum of cash and a tanning booth nowadays… Shit.

    February 20, 2009 at 3:05 pm

  2. missnatalie

    This is blowing my mind right now. I dont know if this is the best news ever or if VH1 is raping my childhood.

    February 20, 2009 at 4:13 pm

  3. missnatalie

    the interwebs lie….. f’ck!!!!

    http://revolverblips.dailyradar.com/story/at_what_point_does_the_fake_announcement_for_rock_of/

    February 20, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    • thegrip

      My dreams have been shattered. I will leave this up as evidence of what happens when you get home schooled. I never had any clue what Danzig looked like and I saw this picture and figured it was him.

      February 20, 2009 at 11:20 pm

  4. james

    to bad thats not danzig dick smoker

    February 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm

  5. james

    and thanks for the ride home from the airport

    February 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm

  6. scotty

    I think this is gonna chip away at every morsel of the fantasy life i think danzig lives. unless these women are 6’8 black hair that weres stillettos and a python as an accessory than they are not good enough for danzigs love!

    February 20, 2009 at 5:50 pm

  7. scotty

    that’s wears

    February 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm

  8. scotty

    oh ya… forgot to agree with james… thats not danzig you homeschooled pussy

    February 20, 2009 at 5:56 pm

  9. james

    I always imagined his real life as some crazy dark bloody sex show

    February 20, 2009 at 9:15 pm

  10. kenobi

    the guy in the pic is Jerry Only

    February 21, 2009 at 12:03 am

  11. Bloodycihla

    It’s Danzig’s dad

    February 21, 2009 at 1:14 am

  12. werdup

    Glenn Danzig was at Outland once
    lol
    anybody remember that?

    February 21, 2009 at 11:07 am

  13. dckareem

    thats not danzig in the pic

    February 21, 2009 at 6:06 pm

  14. that’s jerry only

    February 22, 2009 at 2:44 pm

  15. Jezebeelzebub

    The mere thought that the legendary Glenn Danzig would be hard up for some lovin’ is just to ri-gosh-damn-diculous! I don’t believe it…

    February 24, 2009 at 8:20 am

  16. Yeah sure… what a liar!

    February 27, 2009 at 8:50 pm

  17. whatanidiot

    you would think the person posting this would know to post a picture of danzig and not jerry only

    March 1, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    • thegrip

      I’ll cut your throat off.

      March 1, 2009 at 9:40 pm

  18. Liam

    haha i wish they would do that – make an awesome show ten times better

    March 3, 2009 at 4:41 pm

  19. Ummmm…that’s a picture of Jerry Only, NOT Danzig…who hasn’t been a Misfit for over 20 years.

    March 16, 2009 at 6:40 pm

  20. bull

    Glenn Danzig, I have to believe, would never sell out this badly. Not now, not never.

    April 8, 2009 at 7:18 pm

  21. AZA

    That ain’t Danzig……

    June 10, 2009 at 10:11 pm

  22. misfitsfan22

    You fucktard that is not Glen Danzig the picture is that of the bass player of the original MISFITS Jerry Only.

    June 22, 2009 at 9:16 pm

  23. TheJerkSquad

    next thing you know danzig will be in an episode of a cartoon….like aqua teen hunger force or something.
    danzig is like 5’3″, it would be hilarious to seem him surrounded by a bunch of strippers that are 6’5″ in their heels.

    June 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm

  24. vicente sanchez

    haha not danzig in the picture

    March 7, 2010 at 5:08 pm

  25. Jasmine Carew

    Uhm, that’s Jerry Only. And Danzig wouldn’t be as dumb as to have a show like that. God damn.

    May 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm

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