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Posts tagged “kids

MILK IN MY SIPPY CUP


There is a line. This guy crossed it.

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Pump Fake


Do You Remember… The Smell?

Do you remember playing with them during a time when the police wouldn’t show up because a few kids were playing with toy guns?

I just used to get the paper rolls of caps and hit the whole thing at once with a hammer. My ears would hurt for a long time.


Kids Remake Scarface

I know I’m at least a week late on this. Work has been hectic, but things are slowing down now so things should get back to normal.

The parody video is called “Scarface School Play” and stars a mini-Tony Montana and a kindergarten class full of other tacky Italian suit-wearing thugs and goons using toy guns for battle and indulging mounds of popcorn used to symbolize the cocaine that catapulted Pacino’s Cuban-born Montana to the top of Miami’s drug hierarchy in the original flick.

The YouTube clip features the young Montana screaming out the famous line “Say hello to my little friend” before peppering his enemies with bullets. In another scene, Tony’s wife Elvira (Michelle Pfieffer in the original), played by a young girl dressed in a blonde wig and white dress, cries out: “You do coke and you kill people, that’s wonderful Tony,” before telling him “I’m leaving you, mother fudger.”

Yep, she said “fudger.”


How Many of You Remember These?


Husband and… Husband?

That kid looks and sounds an awful lot like I did when I was that young.

$40 says he’s Jewish.