May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime

Old White Airline Passenger Turns Into Young Asian Man Mid-Flight

A really old white man boarded the plane, a young asian exited the plane. CNN provided this info:

“Information was received from Air Canada Corporate Security regarding a possible imposter on a flight originating from Hong Kong,” the alert says. “The passenger in question was observed at the beginning of the flight to be an elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young looking hands. During the flight the subject attended the washroom and emerged an Asian looking male that appeared to be in his early 20s.”

After landing in Canada, Border Services Officers (BSOs) escorted the man off the plane where he “proceeded to make a claim for refugee protection,” the alert says.

I need to get my hands on that old man mask ASAP.

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