May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime

Fridge Phrases

I have hundreds of words clinging to the doors of my refrigerator. I had fun with them for a while but now I just wait for people to come over and leave me messages. They always end up dirty or disturbing; no one has even come close to a haiku or short poem.

I’m going to take pictures of the good ones whenever I get a chance. This one sucks, but you get an idea of the material I’m working with. I don’t know who left this one.


2 responses

  1. sam

    Greg Jones and I did a bunch of good ones a long time ago that included “ho please, child porn is life”

    March 25, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    • thegrip

      You knew Greg Jones? Small world.

      Wait, did I already know that?

      March 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm

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