May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime

So Far, Florida is Amazing

Today we arrived in Florida, beginning our week long vacation in Englewood. Our first car ride led us to Walmart, and let me tell you, it was full of surprises. First we stumbled on 5 Liter Mini-Kegs of Coors Light for $4 (14.5 beers). I bought two. Who knows, I might get a little crazy tonight. Afterward Lindsay stopped by a liquor store and was charged $10 for a nice bottle of wine, daiquiri/margarita mix, and a bottle of liquor. The woman working the register was at least 70 years old and told us we both look 16. She looked at Lindsay’s ID and confusingly exclaimed, “BORN IN 2008?!?” Lindsay quickly clarified that she was issued the ID in 2008 but she was born in 1984. The woman quickly bagged up the booze and sent us on our way.

I hope this is a sign of good things to come.

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3 responses

  1. James

    that shit is stale super bowl beer

    March 1, 2009 at 1:02 pm

  2. walmart is bullshit.

    March 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm

  3. Chris

    Where did you get those? I’d like to try it and see if its ligit

    February 4, 2017 at 9:06 pm

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