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Great Moments In History: Fabio Gets Hit In Face With A Goose

Williamsburg, VA – March 30, 1999 — Supermodel Fabio suffered a one-inch cut on his nose after a bird hit him while riding the new Apollo’s Chariot roller coaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Fabio was present at the park’s media event to help promote the new roller coaster. Unfortunately, for the park the timing could not have been worse. According to a witness the bird hit Fabio during the plummet down the first drop of 210 feet at speeds of up to 73 mph. Fabio returned to the station with blood all around his nose. Fabio was taken from the park to the Williamsburg Community Hospital where he was treated and released for a minor cut.


2 responses

  1. L.B. Coup

    When I first perused this post, I wasn’t sure who this Fabio fellow was. Let’s say I give you the benefit of the doubt and go with the idea that this constitutes a ‘great moment in history’, I will still have to take you to task with the way you describe it. Here you say that the man was ‘hit by a goose’, when you and I both know it couldn’t have happened that way. I won’t go into the logistics. Might this be a more accurate description? . . . ‘A goose flew into Fabio.’ And wasn’t it just his nose? So: ‘Goose flies into Fabio’s nose.’ I think that will do. Hope that clears things up for your readers.

    L.B. Coup,
    Founder of the Bi-Decedal People’s Review
    Lubbock, TX

    July 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm

  2. I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but this is hilarious.

    July 29, 2012 at 7:23 am

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