Ohio Crime: Man charged with having sex with patio picnic table

“Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring … Continue reading Ohio Crime: Man charged with having sex with patio picnic table