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Posts tagged “hilarious

Perfect Landing!


In response to questions about being shot:

Complex: “It doesn’t discourage you from rocking your chain?”
Waka Flocka Flame: “Hell nah. I just copped a new chain. You ever heard of Fozzie Bear from Muppet Babies, that says, “Waka waka waka waka”? I got that. That’s my new shit. Got a lil’ yellow Fuzzy with the yellow watch green, and shit.”

Will Arnet, David Cross, and Spike Jonze – The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

This is a pilot for a brand new show that will only air in the UK. There is a 24 minute version online, but it’s not available in the US. If there is interest I’ll track it down and let you know where to get it.

UPDATE: found the video online. I can’t embed it here so click the link below.

Click here for video

The Best Fails of 2009

50% of these clips are awesome and 50% of these clips are awful.

Thanks to Matty Maeds for the video!


So there is this tool called YouTube Doubler which lets you combine/watch 2 YouTube videos at once. It was only a matter of time before someone created a masterpiece. If you’ve seen the video of the goat who sounds like a man, then you have an idea what is in store.

Best video of December 2009. Click the image to watch the video.

The 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship

It’s too bad these guys peaked in the 80’s, because they are without a doubt America’s Best Dance Crew.

Check out those kicks!!!!!

Nice Moves

Trying to impress friends while video is rolling is never a good idea.

Chances are you will end up on YouTube. This is old but really, really good.


It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is definitely one of the Top 3 Comedies on TV right now (along with Curb Your Enthusiasm and Bored to Death) and they have introduced the must have towel for 2010. Ladies and gentlemen, the Dick Towel.


Woman Calls Herself in for DUI

Meet 49-year-old Mary Strey of Granton, Wisconsin. On Saturday night, Mary was driving home after a night of Halloween bar-hopping, when she called 911 to report a drunk driver on the road.

“Are you behind them?”

“No, I am them.”

This is What Happens to Robbers in a Country Without Guns

I’m not necessarily saying that we don’t need guns in the US (I’m still looking forward to my gun trip with RT) but I am saying that throwing chairs is a great way to defeat criminals. These guys really have no clue what to do once people start throwing chairs and etch-a-sketches at them.

…Because Cheeseburgers are THAT Good

How to be a Huge Dick

Those of us fortunate enough to have been home schooled never had to worry about this type of tomfoolery, although my dad did throw a bucket of water on my one morning because I wouldn’t get out of bed.

And no, he’s not driving on the wrong side of the road, yanks.

Top Search Terms Used to Find The Grip

This is just a little sample of what people have typed in today and somehow found The Grip:

  • sniffing aboriginies
  • pause police
  • hot wings baby, do u hv any?
  • who is the richest rapper
  • jamiroquai (?)
  • awesome office chair
  • stanky leg
  • meat shoes
  • hairy shoulders
  • lizard smoking

Not even joking. Look out, Wikipedia.

“You are Being Shagged by a Rare Parrot.”

This video starts out a little slow, but it might be one of the best animal videos I have ever seen. That is by far the tightest bird I have ever seen (except maybe the Birds of Paradise from Planet Earth). The big is incredibly happy to be mating with that mans head. Bravo, bird.


Tired of Wiping Your Ass? Get the Comfort Wipe!

Wow. Just… Wow. I’m sure someone is actually going to make a decent amount of money off this product, but there is no way in hell that thing gives you a clean wipe. If you use one of these, I predict dookie stains and skid marks in your future. Seriously, there is nothing “sanitary” about dragging an wipe-extender through your buttcrack. The old-fashioned method of wiping has worked fine for me all these years, and like they say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

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Bruno Trailer

Ali G has some of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen. Borat was a pretty good movie and I’m not saying I didn’t laugh my ass off but it got old really quick. Ever since I saw my first Bruno sketch I was PRAYING he would turn it into a movie.

My wish came true.

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The Worst Robbery Attempt Ever

I can’t remember if I have already posted this but it’s funny enough to be posted every single week. I have never seen such a pathetic attempt at thievery in my entire life. The first fall outside is just a taste of things to come. The fall through the ceiling is amazing. At least two or three bottles of liquor roll of the shelf and onto his face. Then he gets up, gets a shopping cart, and picks out what he wants to steal. His second fall during his escape attempt is icing on the cake. I wish I knew who this guy was. I would love to send him letters in jail and try to get The Grip’s first exclusive interview with a convicted felon.

Stephen Colbert Talks About Twitter, Says Twat

How awesome is that.

I Wanna Know Where The Gold At!

I can’t believe I forgot to post this until now. This is perhaps the greatest St. Patrick’s Day YouTube video out there.

We have the original video (which is good) and the remix (which is gold).



The $500,000 Basketball Shot Prank

I have watched a bunch of the pranks from the College Humor prank wars series and some of them are pretty damn good. Now that CH is getting bigger, the pranks are going large scale as well. Streeter pulls off one of the best pranks of all time, in my opinion.

Anyone feel like getting someone with me? Got any ideas? Let’s do it.

Glenn Danzig to be on VH1’s Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig

I’m not even joking.

Glenn Danzig, former Misfits singer, will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother.” The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.

At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections. Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup, chili cook-off, blindfolded nun deflowering contest, sexy seance strip-a-thon, virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge, and name that heretic.”

7 Year Old Drugged Up After Dentist ***REMIX ADDED***

This video was shot shortly after he had a tooth removed. The 15 second mark is pure gold.

Dad should have said something like, “That’s what Woodstock felt like.”

Thanks to Cashola (Get Right Blog) for the video.


Original Video

What The $%&! is Juice? I Want Some Grape Drink Baby!

My parents wouldn’t let me have grape drink because it had too much sugar and it would make me “bounce off the walls.” Instead I would go over to my friend’s house and drink all the coke and Kool-Aid I could get my hands on. HOMESCHOOL!