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All About Nothing

May 2012 Fail Compilation


GET ON THIS DUDE’S LEVEL


CHIEF KEEF DISS


WEAK MEN PAY THIS BOXING COACH TO TELL THEM THEY ARE TERRIBLE

This is without a doubt the best thing I’ve seen all year. Hilarious.

Eric Kelly of the Church Street Boxing Gym has a unique approach to training his clients–or as he calls them, “miscreants.” To help them perfect their boxing technique, Eric subjects them to a barrage of verbal abuse, insults, and public degradation.

Why? Because it makes them tougher. That’s why.


PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME


Spiders that hunt in packs…

This is my worst nightmare.


Kilt ‘Em


Do WHAT?!?


Depressing Dude from Columbus


So Close… KILT ‘EM!!!

So Close... KILT 'EM!!!


Mugshots Used to be Classy (1925)

Mugshots Used to be Classy (1925)


Just Wait For It


Awesome Zimbabwe Street Puppet Dance


When Speed Drinking Goes Wrong


When I run out of makeup I just use Nutella

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3 old ladies watch the Kardashian sex tape, hilarity ensues.


Optimistic Goose


April 2012 Fail Video


Obama Edge Up #YOLO


DrinkingCinema.com – The Big Lebowski

So, yesterday Steve (The Griptkeeper) asked me if I’d do a few guest posts every once in a while for my website, drinkingcinema.com, b/c he’s running low on time with “personal” problems. I guess I’m paraphrasing b/c I don’t think he said “problems” so much as “a job and kids” which may or may not be code for “crippling butt obsession” (as showcased by his last post over a month ago). I hope you’ll join me in hoping he one day recovers from his downward spiral of butt magazines and seclusion. In the meantime, though, you have me writing to you whenever I get the chance. The only problem is, I don’t really have much to say other than plugging my website, and you’ll kind of have to deal with that. I apologize in advance.

That said, we did do a game last night for The Big Lebowski, so we’ve got that going for us and now you do too. I know what you’re saying. You’re saying “man, I know it’s only 11am and I’m at work, but I really wish I had an excuse to down about 30 or 40 White Russians. Well, click on the image below for the full rule set and enjoy losing your job, family, and friends to your newly found addiction: alcoholism through movie drinking games.


DrinkingCinema.com – The Best Movie Drinking Game Website in the World

Fellow Grip fans, this is Steve, the master of the Grip. No, this is not someone other than Steve (the Gripmaster) writing for him. Why would you even ask that?

Anyway, I was cruising the Google yesterday and, after several hours of tirelessly searching, buried on page number 230 of my google search for “movie drinking games,” I came across this site: drinkingcinema.com.

Now, I have no idea who these gods of drinking are, but it’s easily the best movie drinking game site I’ve ever seen. Might I suggest the following sequence of events to ensure your happiness and long (possibly short if you actually drink to one of these games) life?

  1. Go to drinkingcinema.com.
  2. Read through every single game. Do not stop, do not worry about being at work. If you are driving, do not worry about that either. If you’re a doctor and you’re delivering a baby, make sure drinkingcinema.com is the first thing that baby ever sees.
  3. Share drinkingcinema.com with every single person you know or don’t know. Your grandma would LOVE it.
  4. Gather your friends and choose a movie that you have or can find on Netflix or Hulu (you can use DC’s “Find This Movie” feature on the movie’s “Chug to This” page). Note: Alcoholics or the lonely may play by themselves.
  5. Play the game. Do not barf. Do not die.
  6. If you are still alive, drunkenly repeat step 3. If you are not alive, know that I, Steve, the Gripman, will pour one out for you next time I play the Road House drinking game.

For your viewing pleasure, here’s the afformentioned Road House Drinking Cinema Drinking Game.


Diplo – Express Yourself (feat. Nicky Da B)

THE BREAK ON THIS IS SO SO SO SO SO DAMN NASTY


The Shoes – Time to Dance feat. Jake Gyllenhaal (NSFW Violence)


Banned 1998 HBO Documentary “Frat House”

I just watched the first 10 minutes of this and I’m hooked. Most of this hast to be filmed on the east coast.

More info on the wikipedia page.


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