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This is why you’re fat

Cheese Pizza
Baconator from Wendy’s
Wendy’s french fries
6 Chicken McNuggets
Popcorn Chicken from KFC
Big Mac from McDonalds
Crunch wrap supreme
+  Onion rings from A&W

5,210 calories and 286g fat


What day? It’s Friday

Best of…

NEVER rock climb when you’re hungover.

Friends help move couches, real friends help move bodies, Canadian friends help get your knee unstuck as you dry heave and shit yourself while rock climbing hungover




Voting ends at 5 PM

Vote for our friend Kate, ya’ll. Voting ends at 5 PM. She’s the one in the slick sunglasses.

Even if you think MTV sucks, she’ll win a ton of money and get to compare her abs to The Situation on the red carpet.

Vote here

… They make you add an application and “like” something to vote, both of which you can undo afterwards. I still have them added and haven’t received any spam from them at all.

Better late than never..


He forgot


Help Kate get her dream job

————–Interrupting your normal broadcasting for a quick spammin’ session————–

My friend Kate Hutson (representing Columbus) is one of 20 contestants competing to be the next MTV TJ (Twitter jockey). If she wins, she’ll be the new face of MTV social media. MTV will move her out to New York City, she’ll have a $100,000 salary, interview celebs, and be on the red carpet for the VMAs. If you know Kate, this job was made for her. She’s a pop culture know-it-all and updates all her social media religiously.

It’s a series of online challenges to pick the winner, and today is the first challenge! The goal is to get a large increase in followers on Twitter. If you have a Twitter, go follow Kate and help her get her dream job.

So, just take a minute and help our friend get her dream job. She also promised she’ll try to get the Situation to guest blog on The Grip:

Follow Kate on Twitter <— most important! By midnight!

Vote for her on Facebook

Follow her on Tumblr if you have one


You knew it was coming…

The Double Rainbow remix. Don’t know what I’m talking about? See the first post here.


Sh*t My Kids Ruined

From one of my new favorite blogs, Sh*t My Kids Ruined, also known as “the most powerful birth control on the market today.”

Sh*t My Kids Ruined


What happens when you strap a $2k digital SLR camera doing full HD video to a $2k remote-controlled helicopter?


Time Traveller