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Archive for June, 2010

YO FOOTBALL FANS

I love hybrid memes.


Do You Remember… The Smell?

Do you remember playing with them during a time when the police wouldn’t show up because a few kids were playing with toy guns?

I just used to get the paper rolls of caps and hit the whole thing at once with a hammer. My ears would hurt for a long time.


MJ


Breakbot – Baby I’m Yours (Video)

Breakbot has a sound all his own. It’s got this throwback pop-funk-soul feel that’s silky smooth and has groove for days. These two tracks have been on repeat all day long because I can get away with this kind of music at work. He just unleashed the video for “Baby I’m Yours” which you can check out below.

Breakbot – Make You Mine

Breakbot feat. Irfane – Baby I’m Yours


Gotta Love Bollywood


Surf Ohio

I’ve been diggin’ all this beach chill surf rock being released lately. Here’s a little something I grabbed a few days ago.

Hot Spa – Kiola Beach

My dad grew up in Texas and surfed all through his 20′s. To this day I still look through his old pictures wishing I could move to the coast and catch my first wave. Even if I had been surfing for the past 7 years, I don’t think I could ever drop into the waves like these. Most of the time the reef is just a few feet below the surface of the water… So pitted.


via Odes’ Blog

Yes, The Grip is dying. It’s time for a 19-20 year old to step up.

Check Odes’ blog here.


WAYNE’S WORLD IS OVER

I’M UP OUT THE BASEMENT

WHEN WE FINALLY GET FURNITURE COME SEE THE NEW CRIB


WHO ARE THE FIVE BEST RAPPERS OF ALL-TIME?


Mess with the luchador’s horns, get the five-fingered bull.

I don’t really know how to see this one up, but I’m pretty sure that guy got KO’d by Luchador. Those wrestlers are no joke!

Kilt ‘em!


Solar Panel Surface Area Required to Power the World

Click on the picture for the full-sized image.

Shout out to the sun.


New Mortal Kombat Movie Looks BAD ASS

Dear Hollywood,

This is EXACTLY how you film action scenes. Enough with the shakey cameras.


This Drummer Has The Wrong Gig!

DON’T SKIP THIS VIDEO. TRUST ME. The madness starts about 40 seconds in. I don’t know what’s better, the facial expressions or the insanely impressive drum skills. Check out those heinous suits!!! I don’t know how this guy got stuck in this band but I guess when you are in your 40′s and still “living that music dream” you gotta pay the bills.

Thanks to Jacob for the link!


Yearbook Fail

You picked a bad day to wear your favorite American Eagle shirt, my friend.

If I know high-school photographers at all, I bet they cropped it that exactly 5 pixels less on purpose.

On a related note, school photographers absolutely creep me out. They seem too excited about taking pictures of people sitting in place…


Mike’s Kampf

So it looks like Michael Jordan debuted his Hitler stache in the new Hanes commercial. That “bacon neck” dude is actually rocking an impressive stache as well. If I were a major league pitcher or a detective (both were childhood dreams), you know I’d be rocking a Burt Reynolds stache. Don’t let this dark hair fool you, when my stache grows out it’s brown/red/blonde and crazy bushy.

Thanks to Wes for the link.


Home School

-Pelham


Light Warfare

Every time I see a video like this I think of ravers. They have ruined my appreciated for this type of photography. At least they aren’t wearing 40+ neon colored bracelets and sweating like a leaky faucet.


Kids on Leashes: A Good Thing

What’s the big deal with kids on leashes? It makes sense to me. While you are dealing with a sales clerk your kids can take a nap right behind you. I think we need MORE kids on leashes.

via Odes’ Blog


A metro gypsy blows a huge fireball while two clowns on stilts juggle in front of a gay bar

What the title said.

Gotta love Gallery Hop.


Just Sayin’


1/2 of Outkast

Big Boi threw this track up on Twitter yesterday and it’s spreading like the BP oil spill. This is his second single off his highly anticipated album Sir Lucious Lef Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty. I’m still on the fence about Shutterbug but I’m definitely feeling this track. Download and enjoy!

Big Boi – General Patton (right click save-as to download)


Kobe’s Reaction to Chris Rock’s Heckling

It’s pretty obvious that Kobe has ice in his veins. Matt Barnes actually said he was a little scared after Kobe didn’t flinch, saying “I mean, that’s not even human.” Little to no emotion; completely focused; in the zone. Barack Obama could have been chatting his ear off and he would have done the same thing.

I think this picture is also appropriate. (Lost? Check this link for context) (might as well check out all the hilarious photoshops as well)


Disguised Weapons

Since The Grip is obviously going downhill, I thought I’d post a few of my favorite posts from the past 2 years. This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Enjoy.


GET RIGHT 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY THIS SATURDAY @ SKULLYS!!!


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