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Archive for June, 2010

IT’S A GRIL


TESTING


Thug DAD LIFE

I’m normally not a fan of produced parody/comedy videos, but this one is pretty good. I’m already living in the suburbs and I feel Dad Life creeping up on me…

JUST BOUGHT A RIDING MOWER – - THROW SOME D’S ON THAT BITCH


I LoVE SuMMER!

This is what I envisioned happening all summer, obviously without the Delorean soundtrack… RIP Grimers, I guess Grandview will have to do.


Ladies and Gentlemen… 50 Tyson

I’m sure you all remember the amazing freestyle battle from your boy Eli, now we have the amazing YouTube talent that is 50 Tyson. He repeats more words than an answering machine and just might be the worst rapper I’ve ever heard. I could definitely take 50 Tyson in a freestyle battle.

You would think after all his videos he’d get a little better, but it’s just not happening. Check his YouTube account for tons of other horrible videos.

Here you go, Kenobi.


THIS DOG HAS HOPS

Daaaaaaaaammmnnnnnn!

Dude can get up!


These Old Spice Ads Are Getting Even Better

Old Spice and Dos Equis should find a way to have a commercial where “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” and “The Most Interesting Man in the World” face off against each other.

BTW, I’m pretty sure dude littered in the lake. WTF Old Spice?!


P. Blackk – Dumb Down

Fresh of his second mixtape “It’s Always Sunny in Columbus” (click to download) 19 year old P. Blackk has already started working on his new project “Black Friday” that will be out in November. Here’s a dope freestyle he did over Soulja Boy’s hit single. You can download the song here.


HA!


Rough day at work

Getting attacked by a bear sucks, but then getting raped after the fact now thats just malicious.


You Get a Thophy Now?


Congratulations Courtney!


If Lassie Was a Cat.

It’s not even fair. It’s like comparing apples to rotten apples.

Dogs > cats


Thrashin’


WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?! TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED!!

It looked like he was only pushing at the door. I was expecting someone to come up and pull the door open. That would have been priceless.

“WHY ISN’T THERE A PULL SIGN ON THIS DOOR?!”


If it costs a $1 a person, I wonder how much 7 people cost? Better check my chart…


Mario Crossover: Kiss Your Day Goodbye

This may be the greatest flash game ever created. Instead of being stuck with Mario, you can play as Ryu (Ninja Gaiden), Link (Zelda), Bill R. (Contra), Simon (Castlevania), Mega Man, and Samus (Metroid). You keep all the different powers the characters normally have. Click the link below and say goodbye to productivity. Shouts to GruberSauce for the link!

Super Mario Bros. Crossover


Worst Rally Corner Ever

It’s actually just the first corner on the women rally championship.

Kilt ‘em.


California Dreamin’


Interesting.

After reading the

the sentence, you are

now aware that the

the human brain

often does not

inform you that the

the word ‘the’ has

been repeated twice

every time.


Enter The Magical Mystery Chamber

I got this a while back and forgot about it; I don’t know how I could have considering they’re two of my favorites. Enter The Magical Mystery Chamber is a mash up of Wu-Tang and Beatles tunes that were put together over the course of a few months by Tom Caruana. It’s not on the same level of say, the Grey album, but it’s worth a listen. You shouldn’t have trouble finding a copy if you like it and he’s got some other decent stuff on his website. (Just a reminder, it’s Wu-Tang, the lyrics are NSFW)

CITY HIGH

CUTTING IT UP


Want to blog for The Grip?

I no longer have the luxury of being on the internet all day at work. Sucks, right? I’ve already got a few people guest blogging who pop up once or twice a month, but I’m looking for a few people to contribute on a regular basis. I still get a decent amount of traffic so why stop a good thing? Muscle Rob is moving to NY in the next 6 months so we’ll finally have an NY Office. (first order of business: hack into Weedsteeler NY offices)

The only “rule” is to keep things SFW. Looking for people to post about anything (music, food, funny stuff, interesting, etc.) but I would LOVE to get someone who actually wanted to WRITE about stuff. If you stuff sucks, I will probably start deleting it, but don’t be offended.

If you are interested shoot me an e-mail (link in the toolbar on the right) and we’ll try to work something out.


Bigga What? Bigga Who? BIGGA PEAS.


Mario Stop Motion

MORE STOP MOTION YES.

Thanks to Jonas for the video!


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