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Archive for May, 2010

Put a Stop to Dutch Ovens with the Better Marriage Blanket

ATTENTION: All of those sleeping with a member of the opposite sex outside of wedlock can still enjoy the technology this blanket provides. Drop the biggest bomb of your life and if it creeps through the sheets, you get your money back!

Thanks to Erin for the video!


Prediction Fail

It should have read, “by 2000, Michael Jackson will turn into Lando Calrissian.”


Lookin’ Good, Kobe.


Jeff Brite – Music Matters May 2010 Mix

Another month, another mix fresh off the decks. Some hip house inspired stuff in there, some funky stuff, some soulful stuff. Generally all around great music.

UPDATE: Right now the embed code isn’t working, check the mix here.

Tracklisting:

Black Eyed Peas – I Got A Feelin’ – Sole Channel Mix
Playgroup ft. KC Flight – Front 2 Back – Todd Terry Mix
Reboot – Enjoy Music – Brite’s Bongo Edit
Sonny Fedora – Take Her Home
DJ Gregory & Sidney Samson – Dama S Salon
The Funk Ensemble – Afrodisco – Dario Dattis Mix
Hector Cuoto – La Caleta
Mario – Let Me Love You – Scott Wozniak Mix


When You See This, You’ll Stack Bricks

The thing that really got me is the next guy in line seems to be setting up for the exact same move. Like this is some sort of skill they all have.

I want to know how they get them off the head with out breaking them. Oh, that’s right, 17 yrs of indentured labor.

Next up: move to Cameroon and start stacking bricks. Poverty for the win!


Tea with Tyson

Didn’t really take Tyson for a tea drinker, but what do I know?

Not sure I’d be comfortable sitting that close to Mike Tyson… My ears are a little too big and tempting.


Red Bull Thre3Style May 8th

Red Bull Thre3Style is a DJ contest that promises to be a night of dance-floor mayhem. The participants have to play a selection of at least three styles of music in 15 minutes. It doesn’t matter what genres of music are chosen so long as the DJ can make them work together. The participating DJs are judged on their track-selection, technical skills, creativity and most importantly their ability to bring the house down. It doesn’t matter if they know all the DJing tricks and techniques in the book, if they can’t get the feet on the dancefloor and hands in the air, they don’t stand a chance of winning a Red Bull Thre3Style contest.

The winner of this night’s contest will be flown to Denver, CO to compete in the national finals in October – the grand prize being a trip to Paris, France to compete against the best party rockers from 10 countries in the Red Bull Thre3Style International Finals.

Battling it out at the Southgate House is a group of some of the brightest up-and-coming and established DJ talent in the tri-state area:

Apryl Reign vs. CJ Townsend vs. Clockwork vs. DJ Haze vs. Ice Cold Tony vs. K-Dogg vs. Nati Kid vs. DJ Pillo

Hosted by MC Firecat 451, with a Special Guest Performance by DJ SPIDER

Southgate House

May 20th @ 8PM

www.ticketweb.com


Sea Turtle of Disapproval

He’s probably mad about the oil spill.


BREAKING: Large Air Spill at Wind Farm. No threats reported. Some claim to enjoy the breeze.


Cupcake Cannon

Things I like in this video:

  1. People getting hit in the face
  2. Slow motion
  3. cupcakes
  4. icing warpaint
  5. cupcakes

I wish they had this sweater when I was 8


CAT


Circus Skateboarding

This is William Spencer and he’s got the most unique style I’ve ever seen. What he does is 1/2 skateboarding and 1/2 parkour. Yes, parkour is extremely gay, but this is different.

I still don’t understand how people skateboard without breaking an ankle every 2 weeks.


Douglas Sr.


SUMMERTIME


The Black Keys – Next Girl (NSFW?)

“Next Girl” is one of the tracks off their brand new album Brothers which hits stores May 18th.

Not really sure what to think of the video. Watch it and you’ll understand what I mean. Might be NSFW b/c there are chicks in bikinis.


Rowdiest Video I’ve Seen All Year

We all know that Parkour sucks. Unless you are this guy.

This is Damien Walter’s 2010 highlight reel. I’d expect to see him doing stunts in just about every action movie for the next few years. Incredible. The move at 1:20 is completely mind blowing.


Banksy


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