May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime

Put a Stop to Dutch Ovens with the Better Marriage Blanket

ATTENTION: All of those sleeping with a member of the opposite sex outside of wedlock can still enjoy the technology this blanket provides. Drop the biggest bomb of your life and if it creeps through the sheets, you get your money back!

Thanks to Erin for the video!

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