Meet Grits
Grits (a.k.a. The Bill-O-Matic, The Coventry Crusader, The Slasher, The Notorious U.B.G.) in action on January 24th at around 9PM in Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Fighting crime, one punk at a time! He slices, he dices……
At about the 1-minute mark, notice how the song “Bad To The Bone” starts playing over the convenience store speakers, just before Grits goes to work. That’s not editing. That’s an awesome coincidence.
If you just want the good part, skip to the 1:30 mark. I’m pretty sure this is going to be Wes in about 10 years.
Incredible Drunk Buried Alive Prank
The beginning of the video is pointless so start watching at about the 2:30 mark. Make sure you have the volume up. Might be the best executed prank I’ve ever seen. I give him a 9.6 for the dive he took off that table. Absolutely incredible.
KILT ‘EM!!!
New Dress Code
If you’re having trouble reading, it says:
- No Affliction
- No Ed Hardy
- No Christian Audigier
- No Exceptions
RAAAAAAAAANDY!
I know I’m a little late on this but I’ve been pretty busy the past few days. Had to put up Aziz Ansari’s latest project.
As Raaaaaaaandy said about his upcoming mixtape: “All your punkass needs to know right now is: 1. Y’all ain’t ready. 2. Motherfuckers need to know. 3. Get yo’ shit.”
TV on the Radio’s Dave Sitek is producing it along with L.A.’s the Have and Baltimore’s DJ Granwizerd. The album should be dropping this month or so but they might push that sh*t back.
Quotes for days!!!
Juggalo News (NSFW Audio)
None of those people wore size 40+ pants. Worst juggalos ever.
Murderbitch: Obama needs to prove that he’s not a p**** a**. He needs to say this legislation goes through, or I’ve got a hatchet with your d**** name on it.
Moment of Zen: did I just agree with Juggalo News?
New Mix from CJ Townsend
CJ was nice enough to send over his latest mix. CJ describes it pretty well himself.
“It’s Electric.”
Tracklisting:
1. Cubic Zirconia – Josephine (Greenmoney RMX)
2. Major Lazer – Keep It Going Louder (Alvarado RMX)
3. Technotronic – Pump the Jam (Risk One RMX)
4. Larry Tee & Roxy Cottontail – Let’s Make Nasty (Afrojack RMX)
5. Lee Mortimer & Laidback Luke – Blau! (Doorly RMX)
6. South Rakkas Crew – Mad Again (Fake Blood RMX)
7. MVSEVM – French Jeans (Dada Life RMX)
8. Groove Armada – Paper Romance (Urchins RMX)
CJ Townsend – It’s Electric Mix
American Army > German Army
To be fair, it’s hard to see the tree through the forest.
He’s yelling “Ich Nebel Selbst!” which can be translated to “I’ll fog myself” …which he then proceeds to do.
Snoop x Kid Cudi x Diplo
Snoop continues to “move past the haters” and put out hot music at 38 years old. Instead of getting salty about “the music business” and “the current state of hip-hop” he teams up with two hot artists, creates a classic, and extends his music career to over 17 years. Very few artists will taste longevity like that. *pause*
Snoop Dogg feat. Kid Cudi – That Tree (prod. by Diplo)
Mayer Hawthorne – Maybe So, Maybe No
This is and always will be one of my favorite albums of 2009. A tall nerdy white dude singing Motown Doo-Wop who had my mom thinking he was a brother. The album is called A Strange Arrangement and it’s definitely worth checking out. His MySpace says he’s playing the Newport on March 31st but that isn’t reflected on Newport’s website… I’ll keep you posted.
The Inglorious Basterds Posters You Didn’t See
This creative team has assembled the following select group of accomplished artists, David Choe, Sam Flores, Estevan Oriol, Grotesk, Jeremy Fish, Patrick Martinez, Alex Pardee, Dora Drimalas, Munk One, N8 Van Dyke, Rene Alamanza, Morning Breath and Skinner Davis, to create their own poster art based off their interpretation of the Oscar Nominated film, “Inglourious Basterds” artwork.
Each print will be numbered and signed by Quentin Tarantino. Only six (6) of each amount will be made.
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary……
8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
6:00 pm – Oooh, Bath. Bummer.
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary. ..
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…………….
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