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Archive for January, 2010

Efficient or Lazy?


HOLY $%!#

There are pictures.

And then there is this picture.


J.D. Salinger — R.I.P.


Douglas Robinson Arrested 74 Times in 2 Years

I wonder if Douglas Robinson of Cincinnati, Ohio could be eligible for a Guinness World Record… He’s been arrested 74 times in the last two years. Robinson has been busted for panhandling, trespassing and resisting arrest, and is always quickly released due to overcrowding. On Monday, he received a mandatory 90 day sentence after a drug bust, but by the time that happened, he had already been sprung due to lack of jail space. On Tuesday though, he was busted for drugs again and this time he wasn’t released before sentencing. From Cincinnati.com:

“The sheriff has to prioritize,” (the county’s director of pretrial services Wendy) Niehaus said. “Is it Douglas that he keeps? Or is the person charged with aggravated robbery? That’s the bottom line…”

Hamilton County Municipal Judge Ted Berry was so shocked when he saw Robinson’s record Wednesday that he asked if it was a typographical error. It wasn’t a mistake, courtroom staff assured him. Berry set Robinson’s bond at $9,500.


The iPad’s Debut, on MadTV — Waaaay Back in 2007.

I’m definitely not a fan of the name, but I felt the same way about the Wii and I don’t think twice about that anymore…

Shouts to Paul for the link!


Only in Youngstown…

These rims were spotted holding up a G-Body in front of Mease’s Custom Car Accessories near Youngstown, Ohio.

Still kind of speechless. Those rims are actually bigger than the car. Thanks to Zazon for the pic!


Better Than Ice Cream, Vol. 65 by Wes Keyes

A couple of things, if you remember a post about The Tallest Man On Earth from last February, I was excited to see that Kristian Mattson was coming out with a new album.  He signed with Dead Oceans Records which will be releasing his second LP titled The Wild Hunt in April.  He’s also scheduled a U.S. tour slated for this spring although show dates have yet to be released.  Below is a track from the The Wild Hunt titled “The King Of Spain” It has been made available for free download on the Dead Oceans website.

The Tallest Man on Earth – The King of Spain

Secondly, the video for “The High Road” was released today.  It’s the first single released from the Danger Mouse / James Mercer project Broken Bells.  I’m not sold on it though, it seems like they’re trying too hard and over-hyping it a bit much.  If it’s that good you shouldn’t have to sell it so much and make a huge deal out of everything that’s released…


Horse vs. Man

I think the announcer doesn’t understand the situation. I think the jockey was attempting to complete the first mounted back-flip on a horse. That’s a career defining move. It’s only a matter of time before the X-Games and the Dew Tour start picking up extreme jockeys for aggressive steed competitions.


Buckeyes 1960 National Championship Box Set from Homage

This coming Sunday marks the 50th anniversary for the 1960 National Championship team featuring Jerry Lucas, John Havlicek, and Bob Knight.

These box sets will be available for purchase at the Schott this Sunday @ 1 PM. Show up and support the Homage x Ohio State collabo!!!


The iPad

It starts at $499 for 16GB, 32GB for $599, and $699 64GB. Adding 3G costs a $130 per model, so the most expensive model (64GB / 3G) is $829. The WiFi-only model will ship in 60 days, and the 3G models will come in 90.

In a direct blow to everyone else with an unlimited data plan, AT&T has scored a deal to offer unlimited 3G data on 3G-capable versions of the iPad for $29.99 a month. A 250MB plan, meanwhile, will be available for half that at $14.99 a month. Activation can happen right on the device — no store visits or calls are necessary — and there’s no contract involved. The device is fully unlocked, so if you absolutely want to, you’re welcome to take it to any other GSM carrier of your choice.

It’s a half-inch thick and weighs just 1.5 pounds, with a 9.7-inch capacitive touchscreen IPS LCD display, and it’s running a custom 1GHz Apple “A4″ chip developed by the P.A. Semi team, with a 10-hour battery life and a month of standby.


Damn.


MEAT HEAD SETS OFF LUNK ALARM AT PLANET FITNESS, FREAKS OUT!

I worked out at Planet Fitness for about a year and I was 100% convinced that the lunk alarm was a gimmick and didn’t actually work. If you’ve ever worked out at Planet Fitness (or know someone who does) you’ve definitely heard of the lunk alarm. It’s supposed to go off if someone is grunting or dropping weights all over the place. I used to throw my weights around on purpose, but 5lb dumbbells don’t make that much noise…

Apparently this guy set it off twice before and the managers politely asked him to stop grunting. The video starts after he set it off for the 3rd time…


It’s Wednesday, Time for some Iranian Breakdancers from 1991

Hair = A+

Gear = A+

Women in burkas = C-


Stop Hitting Yourself!


CJ Loves Big Macs

Over the past few years CJ has made a name for himself as one of the best DJ’s in Columbus.

Not only is he a good DJ, he loves Big Macs.


More MPC Madness…

Arab Musik, Dipset’s favorite 19 year old producer has a ton of MPC videos floating around YouTube. Watching him is one thing, but hearing the result really blows me away. In my opinion the craziness kicks in around the 1:00 mark…

GRIP-SET!


36 Chief Special


Wu-Tang vs. The Beatles

I haven’t listened to this yet so I can’t give it an official co-sign, but my instincts are telling me it’s good. Download and enjoy.

Download Mixtape Here


Popeye’s Runs out of Chicken

Popeyes ran out of chicken in Rochester, New York following a special on chicken. Besides the fact that this was a horrible news story to begin with, many people have felt that the story was also racist…

Go to the YouTube link for the most ignorant comments on the planet.


Wait, HOW MUCH SNOW?

Do meteorologists make weather references during sex?

Any weather people or news groupies have any inside information?

“There’s a 90% chance of me getting El Nino on that ass.”


Lite Beer


MEGAFLICKS


The Smallest Garage Ever

At first I was a little disappointed that he didn’t climb out the sunroof. After I thought about it, I think I was more impressed that he didn’t have to climb out the hatch or the sunroof. I was surprised that it involved the car still moving throughout the exit operation, as well. Smooth operator.

Subtitles = Not helpful.


Derrick Rose Posterizes Goran Dragic

That’s what happens when you play in the NBA with a name like that. You should have wrapped him up and let him get his points at the free throw line. When will the white guys learn???

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF MY NAME IS ROSE!


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