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Archive for October, 2009

Ice Cube: Then and Now

Just because he has a lifevest on doesn’t mean he’s any less thug. Black people don’t like water, simple fact. It’s probably bulletproof anyways.



BARRED FOR LIFE


How to Aviod Being Kidnapped by a Pedo

Remember kids, make sure you avoid getting famous, getting a job,public affection and having fun. These traps will surely lead you back to the pedo’s lair.

But honestly, I don’t think any boy, no matter what the age, would turn down that gameboy chick.


“That is not the right video.”

Sometimes using the wrong clip works out much better than the original clip. I mean, the gut really was moving his arms and legs, and he looked like he could be an athlete… Maybe it was the right clip?

Kilt ‘em.


The Cure for Insomnia

The Cure for Insomnia, directed by John Henry Timmis IV, is officially the world’s longest movie, according to Guinness World Records, as of its release in 1987. Running 5220 minutes (87 hours) in length, the movie has no plot, instead consisting of artist L. D. Groban reading his lengthy poem “A Cure for Insomnia” over the course of three and a half days, spliced with occasional clips from heavy metal and pornographic videos.

It was first played in its entirety at The School of the Art Institute in Chicago, Illinois from January 31 to February 3, 1987 in one continuous showing.



White Rap is Back!

I know he already has a name but I think he should change it to MC Short Bus.

He’s like a white Eli.



Greatest Freak Out Ever 7

I skipped a few of these because they A) weren’t funny and/or B) seemed really, really fake. I bought this one until the dad showed up and that dumb bit with the dog.

BTW I hate vacuuming.



Yes


Burnout of the Week

I respect crushing the gas pedal, but getting scared and giving up is not acceptable. You have no right touching the viper v-10. I wish your head wouldv’e gotten ripped off.



Kels.


“You are Being Shagged by a Rare Parrot.”

This video starts out a little slow, but it might be one of the best animal videos I have ever seen. That is by far the tightest bird I have ever seen (except maybe the Birds of Paradise from Planet Earth). The big is incredibly happy to be mating with that mans head. Bravo, bird.


Get Right TONIGHT @ Icon

YOU ALREADY KNOW

THEME OF THE NIGHT: BUTTCHEEKS


100 Greatest Hits of YouTube in 4 Minutes

It’s sad how many of these I recognize.

Wait, no it’s not.


Nice.

How did this not happen at the Cihla wedding?


This is Why Magicians Don’t Get 2nd Dates

I think magicians and home schoolers have a lot in common. Home schoolers have a better chance of being normal because at worst, they are released into the real world after high school. Most magicians were probably home schooled to begin with, and then their passion for magic traps them until at least their 40′s and all hope is lost.


DAMN NELSON MANDELA


PROPS TO ODES FOR THE NEW BANNER!!!

Now I just need someone who wants to re-up my CSS and help me redesign the page. I’m willing to throw a little cash around if anyone is interested in helping me out.


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