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Archive for October, 2009

Super Mario Nerd Proposal

He should have used Mortal Kombat. MARRY HIM!!!

I think the video is missing the ending where they totally have sex.


We Were Once a Fairy Tale: A Short film by Spike Jonze featuring Kanye West

I can’t imagine the kind of ego you’d have to have to hire Spike Jonze to make a film about it when you realize that you have a huge ego. Apparently he hired him to make a music video, and they ended up making this instead. The creative process can lead in many different directions. Perhaps this is a glimpse into Kanye’s psyche’ or maybe just Jonze’s interpretation of things. It’s a very powerful and, if Kanye’s portrayal of himself is accurate, a very sad short film.


Dead Fly Art


Trampoline Master

Parkour sucks.

This is insane and I hope whatever show this is comes to Columbus.


Dead guy on balcony 4 days, neighbors mistook for “Halloween dummy”

The body of a 75-year-old LA area man who died Monday sat decomposing on his balcony for four days because his neighbors figured the corpse was part of a Halloween display. He died of a single gunshot wound to the eye.

Neighbors on the 13900 block of Bora Bora Way told Raishbrook that they noticed the body Monday “but didn’t bother calling authorities because it looked like a Halloween dummy,” he said. “The body was in plain view of the entire apartment complex [and] they all didn’t do anything,” Raishbrook said. “It’s very strange. It did look unreal, to be honest.”



Talking Animals – BBC

There are about 10 of these videos and I’m probably going to post every single one. I’m a sucker for animal videos to begin with, but those Britts took these to another level.

Thanks to Roberta for the link!


…Because Cheeseburgers are THAT Good


Complex Soundboard II

Full of goodness.

Soundboard jacked from A Dream Killer.



Balloon Boy on CNN: “You guys said, we did it for the show.”

Hours after he worried America sick into thinking he was on a runaway balloon flying over Colorado – while he was just hiding in the attic – 6-year-old Falcon Henne, aka “Balloon Boy”, appears with his family on “Larry King Live.”

In this scene, Falcon admits that he heard his parents calling him, but declined to come out of the garage. At 0:40, he mutters, “We did this for the show.”

His dad redefined Falcon Punch later that night.



‘Lottery winner’ Causes Riot at Burlington Coat Factory in Columbus

COLUMBUS, Ohio – Police say an Ohio woman being driven around in a limousine announced at a coat store she’d won the lottery and would pay for everyone’s purchases but ended up causing a riot when customers realized it was a hoax. Columbus police Lt. Michael Deakins says the woman announced Tuesday she’d spend $500 on everyone at a Burlington Coat Factory, prompting customers to gather at registers and call relatives.

When police arrived, 500 people filled the store and another 1,000 were outside. Cashiers rang up sales before discovering the woman had no money. Angry customers grabbed clothes without paying.

The limo driver turned the woman in.

Police say she was arrested on three outstanding warrants but wasn’t charged for the coat store chaos pending a mental health evaluation. A spokeswoman for the Burlington, N.J.-based coat store had no comment.

Props to Columbus Hype for the info!


World’s First Skin Graft

Walter Yeo, the first person to receive plastic surgery, before (left) and after (right) skin graft surgery performed by Sir Harold Delf Gillies in 1917. The pictures of Walter’s face before the surgery are blurry and hard to come by. In the tragic accident he was recorded as having lost both his upper and lower eyelids. The surgery was some of the first to use a skin graft from an unaffected area of the body and paved the way for a sudden rash of improvements in this field.


…Because McGriddles are THAT Good



This Will Give You Nightmares.

I’ve never been hit with this kind of creepiness/awesomeness at the same time. I’m having a hard time dealing with it. I think maybe the fact that it’s a California Raisin makes it watchable. He has a number of other videos posted if you want to kill some more time.

Thanks to Tristan for the videos.



VIDEOGIOCO – Stop Motion Animation

This creation is a little disturbing. Bordering on the obsessive perhaps but amazing nonetheless.

Did that dog’s head turn into a penis which he then masturbated to completion? Weird.


German Arm Wrestling Champ

You know he’s doing more than arm wrestling with an arm like that.


The Flaming Lips – I Can Be a Frog

The title for the video I found was “The Flaming Lips go full-on experimental. The Fearless Freaks are back.” It is much different than most of their discography, but if you consider this to be experimental you’ve not listened to much music.



The Fun Theory

Very cool idea with very cool results, but it might get annoying as a permanent fixture. I think we should get rid of escalators and elevators altogether unless you have a medical condition that prevents you from exercising.

We believe that the easiest way to change people’s behaviour for the better is by making it fun to do. We call it The fun theory.


The Drunkest Man Alive

How is this guy conscious? He has the best wobbles I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I watched all 10 minutes of this video and I just might watch it again. Dead body.

BLAME IT ON THE HENNEY!

EDIT: Accidentally jacked from Weedsteeler.com


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