May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime

I’m just gonna jog across the street while the light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: Hi Honey, how was your day?

Man: The bus just missed me!

Wife: You mean you just missed the bus?

Man: DINNER! NOW!

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2 responses

  1. g.t.

    holy shit

    October 19, 2009 at 7:36 pm

  2. r.

    dag.

    October 21, 2009 at 11:02 pm

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