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Archive for October, 2009

DEBAUCHERY TOMORROW NIGHT @ OUTLANDS!!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU MISSED LAST YEAR

PART 1PART 2PART 3PART 4

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS BACK DEBAUCHERY TILL 4AM!!!!!
A HALLOWEEN EVENT!!!!

DJ LANCE KEENEY (THE CLAMPDOWN)
DJ GIOVANNY (WHUD UP WEDNESDAY)
DJ MOXY
DJ DETOX (GET RIGHT)
DJ PATRICK (O-GEE)

CRAZY DRINK SPECIALS OUT THE ASSS
COSTUME CONTEST AND OTHER BS

HOLLA
18+
5 dollar cover
after 2 am cover charge increases

10-4AM
95 EAST LIBERTY STREET
OUTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
OCT 31ST.


Ghostface @ Skully’s Nov. 7th


The Sharpie Brothers

These gentlemen attempted to rob a Carroll, Iowa home while disguised with, er, Sharpie marker. Police responded to a call and spotted the getaway car driven by Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20.

“We’re very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” (police chief Jeff) Cayler said jokingly. “I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I’ve never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker…”

“I’ve been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I’ve seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two — strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.”



Every Single Jason Slaying in One Video

Every last kill by Jason, a really awesome way to spend 10 mins before the weekend.

Happy Halloween, see you at Debauchery 2 tomorrow night!!!


Better Than Ice Cream, Vol. 51 by Wes Keyes

I felt that a little info about The Mountain Goats was appropriate for today. Earlier this month The Life Of The World To Come was released/leaked, I think it brings the list of albums up to about 16 or 17. John Darnielle is the main writer and vocalist for TMG, Peter Hughes and Jon Wurster accompany Darnielle on his musical trip that started in 91′. His lyrics can get pretty deep, crazy, off the wall etc. with that many albums out I’d imagine you’d have to… Anyways, it’s hard to really pick one album or really try to give much background info when there is so much, I like the stuff he did with Vanderslice though, if that counts as picking something out. But, I will say that I definitely enjoy Tallahassee, We Shall Be Healed and Full Force Galesburg. Check out their Myspace and Website for shows in your area and full album listings/pics/ etc..

The Mountain Goats – The Young Thousands

The Mountain Goats – Up The Wolves

The Mountain Goats – Weekend in Western Illinois


Crazy Cat Ladies

Cat Ladies is a one-hour long documentary about women who are living examples of the “crazy cat lady” stereotype. They believe that the love of men will never match the love of cats.


Meat Hand

This is made of meatloaf, cheese, ketchup, and the fingernails are onions.

BLEEEEGGGGHHHHHHHH BARF

 


Freakishly Strong 5 Year Old

Giuliano Stroe has six-pack abs before turning six years old. And he’s also in the Guinness Book of World Records before he can probably even read it.

Though it’s highly unusual (and possibly unhealthy) for a child to start weight training at such a young age, the pre-schooler entered the record books earlier this year after completing the fastest ever 10-meter walk with a weight ball between the legs, which is both both highly impressive and highly specific. Since then, a four-minute video of Stroe has hit the Internet and made him a viral sensation.

It looks like a training montage from a Rocky movie, minus the Survivor soundtrack. (And, interestingly, Guiliano Stroe is almost the same size as Sylvester Stallone.)

Thanks to Josh for the heads up!


The B-Team

Actually, maybe they are the a-team?

I guess black face is okay when you’re a midget.


Cats in Space!

It’s kind of funny how he just throws that cat at the wall. Once the cat gets a chance to orient itself it goes into a tornado twister trying to get it’s feet on the ground.

THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO PAY TAXES.


Schwarzenegger Gives California Legislature A Hidden Finger

 


Jimmy Kimmell Gives Sabrina the Teenage Witch a Hurt Face

Jimmy Kimmell is definitely the most underrated late night talk show host. Conan is and always will be my personal favorite, but 2nd place definitely goes to Kimmell.

3rd place goes to Damon Zex.


Lil’ Wayne – No Ceilings Mixtape

It’s finally here. Weezy seems to be over his “rock/rap” thing (except for track 10) and finally got back to what made us love him. This tape was supposed to have no features however it ended up with a few, but I’m not complaining. I am a little confused by the “I Got a Feeling” remix, but I guess it’s whatever. This is Drought 3 status. Download the mixtape and listen to the preview tracks while you wait. Props to Bruno for the heads up this morning!

DOWNLOAD HERE

Lil’ Wayne – Ice Cream Paint Job

Lil’ Wayne – Watch My Shoes

Lil’ Wayne feat. Gudda Gudda – Break Up

Lil’ Wayne – Throw it in the Bag (Remix)

Lil’ Wayne feat. Jae Millz – Make Her Say


New Homage Tees Now Available!

Homage has some brand new releases just in time for fall.

Get one for your moms.

Official Streaker

1974 has been dubbed “The Year of the Streaker”. In the spring, students at colleges in southern California and Florida were shedding their duds and running naked across campus. The infamous “Streaker of the House” interrupted a meeting of legislators in Hawaii.

Novelty song writer Ray Stevens’ most famous hit “The Streak” poked fun at streaking. His goofy song went on to be number one in both the UK and the USA.

The University of Georgia was home to the largest simultaneous streak in history. On March 7, with a chill in the air on campus, 1,543 students along with bystanders on the street decided to go for a naked jog.

Re-live the glory days of ’74 in this buttery soft, baby blue “Official Streaker” tee. Pay Homage.

CENTRAL CASTING

Straight out of Central Casting!

Central Casting has been providing the entertainment industry with background talent for more than 80 years, offering a full range of background services for every type of production.

COMEBACK KIDS

From the October 23, 1980 edition of The Philadelphia Inquirer:

Hundreds of thousands of Phillies fanatics lined Market and Broad Streets, and thousands more filled JFK Stadium yesterday in a pennant-waving, cheering victory parade and rally for the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies.

“I have never seen so many sincere faces in my life as I did today,” the Series’ Most Valuable Player, third baseman Mike Schmidt, told a wildly enthusiastic crowd at the stadium, estimated by police at 80,000. “Take this world championship and savor it.

“All through baseball history,” relief pitcher Tug McGraw told the crowd, “Philadelphia has had to take a back seat to New York City. Well, New York can take this world championship and stick it ‘cause we’re number one.”

The crowd went crazy.

CLICK HERE FOR HOMAGE


SOUL TRAIN!

I’m definitely feeling that duck-and-shoot move at :22. I’ma do that up in the club.

Side note: this is better than 95% of the music videos I’ve seen in the past 5 years.



Yes, the universe finds you guilty of: LIKING SOMETHING THAT SUCKS.

Punishment will be performed by: YOUR FRIENDS, AT THEIR RETARDED DISCRETION.


2 Free Tickets to TRAUMA

I’ve got 2 free tickets ($40 value) for Trauma on October 29th. Last year’s Trauma was i-n-s-a-n-e. If you haven’t seen Only Flesh before, be prepared. It’s not for the weak of heart. There will be a costume contest as well as performances from Adulture, roeVy, DJ Moxy, Self Help, and more. Tickets are available at Evolved.

Leave a comment telling me how bad I suck (get creative and make sure you fill in the e-mail section) and I’ll pick a winner at random.


Triple C’s feat. Young Jeezy – Evrryday

Another banger from Jeezy.

I’m pretty sure Bizzy Bone’s twin brother is in the video as well.



Ahhh, Cigarette Juice!

I’m cringing just thinking about this.

But I’m sure there are people out there who would probably be down to drink this on a daily basis.




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