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Archive for September, 2009

Better Than Ice Cream, Vol. 45 by Wes Keyes

There are a lot of great shows coming to C-Bus within the next 8 weeks or so. Some of them you might of heard of and some you might not have. I picked out a few shows that I’m looking forward to seeing and included a little info and an mp3. The Wex has an especially solid line-up this fall with: The Books, Andrew Bird, Faust and Wilco. Enjoy your weekend and don’t forget, this Saturday is Gallery Hop. Stop by {milk bar}, have a beer and buy something…

SEP 21 – Mount Saint Helens Vietnam Band @ The Summit

OCT 7 – Sea Wolf w/ Port O’Brien @ Wexner Center

Sea Wolf – Middle Distance Runner

Port O’Brien – I Woke Up Today

OCT 13 – Blitzen Trapper w/ Wye Oak @ Skully’s

Blitzen Trapper – Wild Mountain Nation

(Previous Better Than Ice Cream on Wye Oak)

OCT 18 – Sunset Rubdown @ The Summit

Sunset Rubdown – Idiot Heart

(Previous Better Than Ice Cream on Sunset Rubdown)

OCT 27 – Gogol Bordello @ The Newport

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The Greatest Amateur Rap Ever

The title might be an exaggeration, but this kid is pretty sick. His pen/pencil beat is about the hottest thing I’ve ever heard. His name (Lyrical God) could use a little work but I’m guessing this video is going to get him some recognition.

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Oregon’s LeGarrette Blount K.O.’s Boise Player

Wow. Way to ruin your team’s season and make my day. That has to be one of the greatest sucker punches in sport’s history. The Boise State player’s name was Byron Hout and he will forever be remembered as the dude who got a postgame ass-whooping by Trick Daddy.

KILT ‘EM!!! ONE HITTER QUITTER!!!

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NEW Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

Toby Jones thinks you don’t believe him that he’ll store anything. Cashola gave him a call a while back and he actually picked up the phone. Hit him up at 708-224-6191.

YEAHER.

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Kilt’ Em

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1996 – The Pharcyde – Drop

I remember getting my hands on the Spike Jonze video collection back around 2003. We watched those DVD’s for weeks at a time and this was always one of my favorite videos. The simplest idea created one of the most memorable music videos of all-time.

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Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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She Didn’t Score, But It’s Still a Home Run

Sometimes I feel bad for laughing at videos like this.

Yeah right. Kilt ‘em.

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Douglasville

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GZA

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“Did I Win?!”

Yes, you definitely won.

Kilt ‘em.

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There is Hope, Make the Call

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NBA Top 100 Dunks 2008-2009: #’s 46-26

The top 100 dunks of 2008-2009 part 3.

Previous: 100-70 and 69-47.

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Turd Spelunker Caught Again!

Portland’s Gary Moody has been caught — for a second time — hiding inside a pit latrine at a campsite. The first time he claimed he’d dropped his wedding ring (authorities sieved the biomass and found no ring); this time he claimed he’d dropped his shirt. In an affidavit, he describes himself as having an “outhouse problem.”

An outhouse problem? That’s hilarious. I really think this might be the most disgusting fetish ever (behind munging, of course). I have to keep myself from gagging every time I walk into a port-o-potty, and this dude wants to get pissed and dookied on by strangers?

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Slow Motion Sneezing

I know for a fact that my sneezes look nothing like the first two people. That dude’s nose exploded with boogers.

DISGUSTING.

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Summer is Over

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None of the Videos on The Grip are Working

And I don’t know why.

UPDATE: SHITS FIXED.

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15 Year Old Boy Cries Blood Instead of Tears

Calvino Inman is a 15 year old who has baffled doctors by crying blood.

My first thought was, “He’s just like Bill Compton from True Blood.”

Thanks to Tristan for the link.

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Passion Pit $5 @ The Newport Sept. 29th

Columbus Hype sent me an e-mail reminding me about the Passion Pit show coming up at the end of September. The show is basically free so get your ticket while you can. I’ve heard mixed reviews about their live performaces but I’m sure Columbus will give them the energy they need for a wild night. Tickets available at Ticketmaster.

Ticketmaster Link

http://www.passionpitmusic.com/shows/

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Better Than Ice Cream, Vol. 44 by Wes Keyes

Wooden Arms is the title of the new album from Montreal group Patrick Watson. Patrick Watson himself, Simon Angell, Robbie Kuster, and Mishka Stein make up, well…. Patrick Watson. Watson was born in Cali but grew up around Montreal, where he and his bandmates still reside. They’ve received multiple accolades for their amazing work including a 2007 Juno Award. Their 2009 release Wooden Arms has been named as a finalist for the 2009 Polaris Music Prize. Patrick Watson has mentioned influences as Nick Drake, Tom Waits and Jeff Buckley. I dig all of those guys, I could probably throw in Sufjan Stevens and Andrew Bird to that list as well, which is probably why I enjoy Wooden Arms so much. Check out the MySpace and website for videos/ albums. They’re playing LA Oct 17, then San Francisco Oct 20th @ The Great American Music Hall, then are heading to Australia.

Patrick Watson – Firewood

Patrick Watson – Beijing

Patrick Watson – Traveling Salesman

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This is Why You’re Fat: The Meatini

A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon.

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