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Armless Getaway Driver Crashes After Robbery

A gang that masterminded a £175,000 robbery made a big burglary blunder in using a getaway driver with no arms. After the raid on the jewelers in Essex the four gang members jumped in John Smith’s waiting car and took off as police gave chase.

Unfortunately things got complicated as Smith, 18, has no arms below his elbows and his gang members had to help change gears. Smith, who cannot dress himself and lives with his mother, drove for 30 miles before crashing.

He was given a 12-month youth custody sentence, suspended for two years, the Daily Mail reported.

Thanks to Bethany for the link!

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6 responses

  1. MichelleM

    that guy’s 18??

    September 14, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    • thegrip

      pic not related and very related at the same time

      September 14, 2009 at 9:04 pm

  2. James

    this is a pic of someone related to you?

    September 14, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    • thegrip

      he’s not my blood brother, he’s my home school brother.

      September 14, 2009 at 10:06 pm

  3. Petervanetten

    bob maplethorp potential get away driver….. go!

    September 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    • Look, I’m just not real good at this whole “selling yourself” thing.

      September 25, 2009 at 12:31 am

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