May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime

Tired of Wiping Your Ass? Get the Comfort Wipe!

Wow. Just… Wow. I’m sure someone is actually going to make a decent amount of money off this product, but there is no way in hell that thing gives you a clean wipe. If you use one of these, I predict dookie stains and skid marks in your future. Seriously, there is nothing “sanitary” about dragging an wipe-extender through your buttcrack. The old-fashioned method of wiping has worked fine for me all these years, and like they say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

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  1. im getting one for kareem…

    June 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm

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