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Archive for April, 2009

Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

You may remember Jones from his Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage video, and it looks like he’s opened a new business. I’m pretty sure he still answers his cell phone, so give him a call at 708-224-6191.

***EDIT*** Just realized Cashola had this up yesterday. My bad, cuz.

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Banksy, You’re Doing It Wrong

It looks like the world’s most famous guerrilla artist slipped up.

That “sniper rifle” looks a little short in my opinion.

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A Typical Slayer Fan

Thanks to Baby Drew for the video!

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Better Than Ice Cream, Vol. 21 by Wes Keyes

Three weeks ago (or maybe it was four?) I was emailed about a band called Vampire Hands.  Other than the fact that they’re from Minnesota and have the same manager as Tapes N’ Tapes, I didn’t know much about them.  The vocals sound like they were sung down a long hallway and for an old school rockish type sound, they manage to come off fairly mellow.  They played SXSW in last month and a few shows with Wavves promoting their new/upcoming album Hannah In The Mansion.  Below are a couple tracks from the new album (Thanx Keri)  Check’em out…

Vampire Hands – Invisible Stairs

Vampire Hands – Funny Stories

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The Longest Way 1.0 – One Year Walk/Beard Grow Time Lapse

November 9th 2007 – November 13th 2008
One year on foot – 4646km through China
Unlimited beard & hair growth


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Casual Profanity’s “Fluid Structure”

This is a light and fun sculpture from Casual Profanity. It uses a nifty knitter to weave the tubing into place. The result is quite mesmerizing.

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Tea-Bags

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Mini Sesh

Busted out the underwater camera this weekend at the mini ramp.

I was pleasantly surprised to find out how many of my friends could shred.

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TV Edit: “I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY BITIN’ SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!”

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Vegetate // Six Week Series @ Dragonfly

“Vegetate”
A Six Week Series at DragonFly. Vegetate to Dragonfly Neo Veg every Thursday for six weeks for something refreshing.

DJ Sets.
Scotty Niemet
CJ Townsend

10pm – 2:30 am
4 dollar cover
Late night food provided by Dragon Fly.

Dragon Fly
247 king Ave


Music Mondays

I found a bunch of music today so I figured I would throw it all up in one post. The first track is from Talib Kweli and features, in my opinion, the best sample ever in a hip hop song. Obviously there are hundreds of contenders, but this is my personal favorite. Oldie but goodie.

Talib Kweli – Lonely People

Next up we have a BRAND NEW TRACK from Clipse, Kanye West, and the artist KAWS. Not really sure what KAWS has to do with it other than the artwork.

Clipse x Kanye West x KAWS – Kinda Like A Big Deal

Now for the most hated rapper in America, Asher Roth. I know plenty of people have already made up their mind about Asher based on a few mixtape songs. I’m still on the fence (about to listen to the album, it dropped today) so I’ll have my mind made up by this evening. This song features none other than Slick Rick and it’s a UK Bonus track. Listen to this and tell me you’re not at least KIND OF feeling Asher?

Asher Roth feat. Slick Rick – Y.O.U.

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Dude on Price is Right Bids $420 Over and Over

How have I never seen this clip before? It’s around 4 minutes long, so skip to :35, 1:50, and 3:05 (where Bob Barker eventually cracks up). The last one is definitely the best. The crowd reaction is priceless.

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Diplo @ Skully’s // Photos & Video

I don’t think I really need to review the show at all. It was off the hook. Think about Diplo playing a sold out venue. That’s exactly what it was. Diplo put this on Twitter during the show:

Santanas town was being requested as I was playing it in Ohio.”

Congratulations to the dipshit who was dumb enough to 1) request that DIPLO play a certain song and 2) request a song that was being played WHILE YOU REQUESTED IT.

Shouts to Odes for letting me use some of his photos!

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John Wall // The Best High School Player in the Country

High school. 18 years old. Off the hook.

Watch in high quality.

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What Real Electronic Music Looks Like

This may be a surprise to many of you, but the two guys in this video are actually in Daft Punk. They normally wear space suits and other costumes because they were afraid that their appearance might disappoint fans. They couldn’t have been more wrong.

Make sure you watch past the :45 mark. Auto-tune!!!!

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4/20 + Dime-A-Dog Night = Stoners Everywhere

Huntington Park, the new Clipper stadium in the Arena District, is now open. Last week I realized that Dime-a-Dog night and 4/20 happen to fall on the same day. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Stoners have taken over The Clippers’ marketing department. Don’t be surprised if the team manager forgets to bring the bats because he’s been blowing chron since 9:30 in the morning.

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The Tombstone of a Gay Vietnam Veteran

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one.five.nine // diplo 4.17.09

Diplo did not disappoint. Stay up with one.five.nine.

More pictures and videos coming later this week…

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WHAT UP OPRAH

She so two thousand and late.

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What 1000 Frames Per Second Looks Like

Fast forward to the :45 second mark. Crazy.

I could watch just about anything in ultra-slow motion.

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Diplo… I Can’t Feel My Feet

Videos and pictures coming soon. I’m pretty sure one.five.nine will be sending me his photos as well, but I’m not 100% sure yet.

Props to Scotty for getting this photo!

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Nice Move!

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Christiano Ronaldo // “The Best Goal of My Career”

Ronaldo’s sixth-minute goal, a stunning right-footed strike from 40 yards, was enough to seal a 3-2 quarter-final aggregate win and confirm an all-Premier League last-four meeting with Arsenal. With Chelsea also through after defeating Liverpool, it means that for the third season in a row, three of the four semi-finalists are English.

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This is a Tight Picture of an Eagle

That is all I have for now.

Good night.

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