Naked Burglar Found Stuck in Oven Vent at Pizza Shop

The manager of a pizza shop in Denver got a start when he discovered a man’s legs hanging from a vent above the restaurant’s oven. After he was removed they discovered the man was naked. He claims he was jumped and then the attacks threw him onto the roof of the pizza shop.

That sounds really far fetched but I remember this kid named Teddy getting his head shaved and dumped over a fence near Clintonville…