The Weekly Gripe: How To Make Tetris Brownies

n., grip

1. Ability to function properly or well
2. Mental or emotional composure
3. Straight killa
   

v., gripped, grip·ping, grips

1. To hold the interest or attention of

v., gripe, griped, grip·ing, gripes.

1. Informal. To complain naggingly or petulantly; grumble
2. To have sharp pains in the bowels.

I was surfing around today looking for Grip worthy material when I came across this post titled: “How to make tetris brownies.” My first thought was, “Brownies are delicious,” so I went downstairs and made some. Later I returned to blogging headquarters, re-read the post, and realized it was pretty much the stupidest thing I had ever read.

I can picture this Einsten jumping out of his chair when the idea hit him: “Man, it would really be awesome if I showed people how to make those killer tetris brownies I invented! I’ll be famous!” Get a grip, dude. You might as well call it, “How to use a knife.” This could be the worst idea I have heard all year. This guy is either retarded or is surrounded by idiots. I can say with 100% certainty that any of my friends would be capable of making tetris brownies if they had to. Those things are sloppy as hell anyways. Looks like Micheal J. Fox made the batch.

Kilt ‘em.

Thanks to Linz for the gripe idea!