I envy those guys so much. I want my own tiger to play with. I’m over my weird pet phase but I think I’d probably be OK with a large tiger roaming around my house. I will teach him to pounce on my shitty roommates whenever they make hotpockets and ramen noodles.
[...] GRIP: You guys break into the San Diego Zoo, which animal would you be more likely steal? JON: Christian the lion. [...]