How I plan to spend my surplus check
12 05 2008
Many of you have already received your stimulus check. I have not received mine so I’ve been going over some different ways to spend the money. I’ve been diligently saving money for the past few months so I feel I should blow this $600, stimulate the economy, and have a good time while doing it. Here are a few options I’ve come up with:
1. Buy a gun.
2. Create a small cage in my backyard and purchase a lemur for the summer. It has been far too long since I have devoted my time to an exotic pet. Once it gets cold I plan to drive by the Columbus Zoo and throw him out the window.
3. Spend $600 on shoes and shoes only. This really is a fairly realistic and reasonable way for me to spend that money.
4. Hire a professional video crew to film and edit my audition tape for Real World Columbus 2010.
4a. Hire a professional video crew to film and edit an audition tape for Darius for Real World Columbus 2010. You know they would put him on MTV.
5. Donate the money to Jimmy and Natalie so they can humanely euthanize Kitty aka Latoya and properly bury her body.
why dont you buy one of those fake women heads with the motor in it that you can put on your dick you blow job obsessed, vampire roommate having, shitty car owning, horrible pet choice making, home schooled person . don’t ever talk about kitty dying again.
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